Dearest African National Congress,
Yoh, the last couple of years have been quite a shit show hey? The onset of neoliberal economic policies that were necessary in order to secure international support, the onslaught of corruption among your leaders and the steadily rising crime and poverty.
You can’t keep blaming Apartheid for your fucks ups. Yes you inherited a country that was like on the brink of collapse, and Apartheid has produced a lot of the socio-economic disparities between majority of the population and minorities, but like SHEEEETTTTTT, the last 22 years is on you.
This is not about Mandeezy, neither is it about Mbeki. But President Zuma. Eish guys how could you do this to our country. That man is fucking up the country, ruining our economy and creating tension within ANC ranks. The public wants him gone. As the party that’s supposed to be represented us and stuff, you should listen.
This recent stuff with the con court and Zuma has set a precedent for future leaders and has set up a degree of accountability. Which is cool and all. But dearesrt ANC you must realise that President Zuma is ruining your party, and that will not bode well for future elections.
Get rid of the swine, and tune the Democratic Alliance so that you can poach Mmuisi Maimane. As it stands now, Mmusi will not see the presidency as a DA representative. He’s married to a white wife and although that has nothing to do with how competent he would be as a ruler (yoh, Mmusi is a HOMIE), the uneducated black population will always see him as a traitor.
As it stands, Y’all gonna be in power for a while, so can you guys like stop faffing around and actually do something please? Starting with getting rid of Zuma and all your corrupt cronies.
You remember the Freedom Charter right? That’s the good shit, your current leader is undermining every fibre of your parties being. He like Donald Trump right now, that ain’t right.
Yay for freedom and democracy and all that but GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER BRUHS
THIS COUNTRY HAS HAD ENOUGH, OTHERWISE I WILL COME FOR YOU, JOIN THE ANC AND DISMANTLE IT FROM THE INSIDE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Namaste, may peace be with you all.
Do the right thing,
Defending The Quirky.